Probably won't use it often, BUT here it is as promised Baccano! crew. All thanks to a_tannenbaum ♥

( Too lazy for alphabetical order )

( Real Life Mafiosos )

( Famous boxers )

What is this for?

♥ To contact me for something characterization wise you believe iffy and are afraid to tell me so over AIM (Larisa Thessaly) or email (thess.fan.of.hellsing@gmail) concerning any of these three characters alone. Anon or signed up. Comments are to be screened unless there's desire to be unscreened. I'll know and if you want a reply, I'll try to give you that. OOCness, stagnant development, inconsistency, unfair info modding, probable godmodding, etc, etc. None of this are done in purpose, but I'm human and I can easily make stupid mistakes. Want to fix them up.

♥ Rl vored me and I'm unable to thread/be active/get you back for a plot! Too of that AIM is just being an ass too. So this will be a message center and heads up! Link me any important stuff I missed.

HeyHeyHey~

HeyHeyHey~Heeeeeeeeeey~~!!!

Seems that Ja~acuziiii~~ has returned. Won't ya give him a smashing hello, Graham-bro' Ya like the lil' tattoed kid, didn't ya? Didn't ya? DIDN'T YA?

So let's say hi. HI Ja~acuziiii~~

HeyHeyHeeeeeeey~ Where did Gandor run off?

(ooc; Horrible post I-I know. I signed up Ladd to get salmon'ed but mindblowing toothache things got in middle of my concentration. In case anybody needs the salmon companion, I was able to commit!)

Hm. There's a change.

Everyone's on the pad, Gandor? That makes the rackets simple. 'Least some quit actin' like punks and got balls like real men today! How do ya like 'em, dear bro'?

HeyHeyHey~Heeeeeeeeeey~~!!!

Stand up, Graham!! Don't leave our story without a SMASHIN' SMASHIN' SMASHIN' start!

[Sounds of fabric being tore down]

Hey~ Hey~ Heeeeeey~~

HeyHeyHey~Heeeeeeeeeey~~!!!

That was fer my bro'! C'mere ya little shits! Ya can't fool me in those Halloween masks! HaHeHeHHiaHAHeHhOHaHiH!!!

[Two gunshots]

Safe. In. There?

(ooc: parasites ruined the suit Ladd got for Graham. LADD SMASHES!!1! If Graham is still in the Hospital, he probably will beat them up with his brother's wrench ;; If he's out, Evy, comment log? :D)

Eh? Squib?

What do ya mean with squib, punk? Ya calling Ladd Russo a squib?!

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~

[Gunshot]

Hey Hey Heeeeeey~~ C'mere, I asked ya somethin'!!!!

(ooc: Someone got to do it. Brb, catching up old comment spam+tags).

What ya think ya're doin' there, Polly?

Name's Adriana, punk. Don't wear it out.

Punk? Hm. Yer name's Polly 'cause yer not beautiful and quiet like dear Luu~uaaa.

[Gunshots. Rumble falling off]

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~

Where did ya get that? Gimmie back!! Fuck. That nearly falls on my head.

Quack, quack quuuuuuuu~aaaa~aack~~. Listenin'? I'm yer soul, punk. That's why I can talk.

Ya are a parrot, naggy Polly. Ya CAN talk. So who train ya, eh? Eh? EH??! I wanna ask 'em if they felt safe, thinkin' in givin' me a present like this.

[More gunshots]

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~!! GIMMIE ME MY--

QUAAAAAAAAACK!!

[Schreecing. Crashing items of the floor]

'Ere, birdie, birdiee~ee... Ladd has a cracker. Does Polly want a cracker? Ladd wants his toy back.

[Accidental Video Post]

This isn't funny, Gandor. A closed bar is an useless bar. Did everyone took a holiday today and I wasn't told about? I would have spent today doing the laundry. My clothes are all dirty; I can't wear them.

Where did everybody go?

((OOC: He's actually TYPING down this. Ladd's Mirror self is still a Mafia Hitman who enjoys killing but for money instead of the lulz, he's mature and hates getting blood on his suit. Like his uncle, only young and more calm. He doesn't repeat things thrice-four times either. D:)).

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~, honeeee~~eeeeeey. Don't forget dinner tonight, alright? Yer wife gets worried when ya don't come home early. YA'RE LATE ALREADY!!

Ja~acuziiii~~ have ya been a good model fer yer lil' bro'? Ma' Ladd wants to know if ya didn't forget to wear white when you went to play today, eh? Eh? EH? Wearing white works to show ma' yer victories!

((OOC: SO LATE but made it. D: Ladd's your mommy)).

Hell is this...

Did ya order anyone do ma' laundry, Gandor? Or was it ya, lil' brat? My suits are ruined! I want the spots back! I want them back! I waa~~aaaant them back!!!

...

Ah well~~ Lookslike I have to go and make new ones. I need to show off to my uncle when I'm back home.

((OOC: No bloodstains D: Eden magic)).

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~ Ya're all more dangerous today, eh? Eh? Dangerous... Dangerous...! DANGEROUS!!

I think I'll be out tonight, Gandor. If I continue like this, I'll exploo~oode very soon!!

Nice cabins, eh? Large size, eh? Completely unsinkable, eh??!! This is gotta be fun and fun and more fun! Isn't that great?

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~ Guys in the first class! Hey, hey heeeeeey~~ Guys in the third class!

Are ya feeling safe in your big, luxurious and unsinkable boat? Because I sure find it very interesting!

((OOC: Cursed or not, Ladd's still a nutbar: That Sunday at 1:45 PM, a message from the steamer Amerika warned that large icebergs lay in the Titanic's path, but inexplicably, the warning was never relayed to the bridge. Later that evening, another report of numerous, large icebergs, this time from the Mesaba, also failed to reach the bridge. D:)).

E-Heheheh...YHEHEHEHEHEH... HEHEHEHEHEHEH... YHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE~~HEH~~

[Gunshot and more insane giggling]

Thought ya could fool me?! Me? LADD RUSSO!!

Ohh, Cha~ne, my darlin' little, Cha~~ne come 'ere or they'll lunch yer precious toys.

((OOC: Chane is still there, Yuppin?)).

[Insane fit of giggles]

That woman really was amazing! The way she moves, the way her eyes reflected her fear and her love...

Oh, rest there, sweet little Cha~ne. Don't worry, Ladd will take care of ya until ya heal. I gave ya a man's word about yer Master.

[pang of pain followed by more giggles]

Hey, hey... Gandor kid!!

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~

Guess what I have for ya and yer business? A silent, skilled waitress beauty to serve the tables. She just needs some stiches and she'll be as good as new.

Won't ya, Cha~ne?~~

((OOC: Chane and Ladd fought. Ladd got the edge and knock her out he's still cut :( :( :( Log in process. Have a sister in law you don't know about, Luck!)).

Hey hey heeeeeey~~

A weak looking man told me an interesting story last night. He said that people here don't think they can die. Like the black-suits said about that guy Huey. Why don't ya tell me more about it, eh? I'm interested to listen to all of ya, Immortals.

...Ya sure ya like green the best, 'sis?

( Just for reference to others in Ladd and commenting )

Fuck me, but what?

Confusing.

CONFUSING...

CONFUSING!! CONFUSING!!!

Luuuaaa~, I just need you here to explain me why all this happened to me.

[sigh]

Yo, Ja~acuziiii~~ A real American should be taught Boxing. Heh. But-- [pause, head scratching]
Naaah~ forget it. I'll give this bat a better use, see ya~~

Hey, hey...

Hey, hey heeeeeey~~, Ja~acuziiii~~

You're going to get it today. You're going to get it. THIS TIME YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!!

I've bought the bat I promised you, kid. Let's start your baseball lessons.

((OOC: Cursed like you have no idea. I'll tag the comment log later. Some npc was nice to tell cursed!Ladd use the computer, ALL his replies and entries will be voice)).